I love shopping at Wal-Mart. I put on a plaid wool shirt and torn jeans. I leave my dentures in the glass. I often wear flip-flops with holie crew socks. And I put on extra eye makeup. I take only cash so they can't track my sales. And last month I figured out how to fool their cameras... I wear a head band with extra bobbing bug-eyes to confuse the eye tracking software. It also screws up their marketing if you pretent to be interest in stupid stuff. Unfortunately, I save so much money I'll be forced to do it all over again next week.
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I love shopping at Wal-Mart.
I put on a plaid wool shirt and torn jeans.
I leave my dentures in the glass.
I often wear flip-flops with holie crew socks.
And I put on extra eye makeup.
I take only cash so they can't track my sales.
And last month I figured out how to fool their cameras...
I wear a head band with extra bobbing bug-eyes to confuse the eye tracking software.
It also screws up their marketing if you pretent to be interest in stupid stuff.
Unfortunately, I save so much money I'll be forced to do it all over again next week.
haha..... Who is this vagrant cloaked in anonymity? Show yourselves for all to see...
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